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He’s on the back page of my newspaper again.  AGAIN!!

Pete Doherty, lead singer of the rock group Babyshambles and the dude I complained about back on March 18th, was arrested, again, back in early May. SURPRISE! And yes he was on the back page of my newspaper then but I didn’t get the chance to bitch about it at the time.  Apparently he was in court ordered rehab for possession of drugs and he got busted for (ready for this?) possession of drugs! GOLLY GEEEEEEE WILLACAS!!!!! What a @#%*&ing putz!

He was on the back page of my newspaper today, July 5th, for failing to show up at a court hearing this week and since he didn’t have a good excuse for his tardiness the judge issued a warrant. Mr. Doherty eventually showed up and I don’t remember the rest of the article because I just stopped caring at that point. What a loser. But he keeps ending up on the back page of my friggin’ newspaper.

Back in May everyone around him, I’m assuming friends and family, were telling him enough is enough. It’s either them, or the drugs. And frankly, if he picks the drugs, I’m laying $50 that he’ll be dead by the age of 30.

He’s 28 now.

Of course, if he does manage to kick his destructive drug habit he won’t be featured so much in the celebrity gossip pages will he? The purveyors of the Never Ending Story of Human Misery and Suffering will have to find some other down and out schmuck to write about. They won’t have to search hard though. There always seems to be another one coming down the pipe.