From the “Got Lost in the Shuffle” Department
As I was working on my blog tonight, I found something I had written back in June but never posted. Not sure if the link to the article still works but, here you go…
Headline on AOL news, June 12, 2007
Texting and Driving is a Deadly Mix.
Umm……DUHHHHH!!!!!???
Are they kidding? People are trying to TYPE while driving?? What the hell are they holding the steering wheel with, their teeth???
Ladies and gentlemen, it would appear that we have now officially entered the Age of Stupid. We are a nation of complete and total morons!!! ARGGHH!!!! Look, I know Lexus now makes a car that will parallel park itself, but last I knew it does not DRIVE itself! YOU need to be driving the car!
When you’re behind the wheel of a car, please, for God’s sake, put the phone down, shut the hell up, stop texting, stop drinking, stop eating, stop putting on your makeup, stop writing your best selling novel, stop writing your blog, stop drinking your coffee with the lid off and basically, STOP BEING STUPID!!! Pay attention to the road! There’s someone out there with a 5,000lbs car that could conceivably smash into you and you will DIE! Conceivably, you are driving a 5,000lbs car that could smash into someone else and kill them!
So pay attention dammit!!
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