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Well, I tried different pics of me without my glasses on and unfortuantely did not match with Ms. Bacall.  One pic of myself did match with Audrey Hepburn though.

So that boosted my self esteem for about ten minutes, and I really should have  just left well enough alone. But no, I had to try some other pics. Two of my attempts netted a repeat match with Amy Weber. I had no idea who the hell Amy Weber was until I did a Google search. She’s an actress/bikini model! Yee frickin’ terrific, I manage to kinda match her face but I sure as hell don’t match her figure! Thus, that turned into a devastating blow to my already fragile self-esteem.

And as if that wasn’t bad enough, I still managed to match with some men. Including Dale Earnhardt Sr. and…Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel?!?!

Ugh.