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You really learn true human priorities when you’re at the grocery store on a race weekend.

Two young men with a really, really, really nice white Cadillac were parked next to us this morning and had just finished loading their beer into the expansive trunk. I think they only bought beer. Their Pressing Question of the Day was: “I wonder how many gallons of beer we can fit in the trunk, total? There’s gotta be a statistic on that right? Maybe in the owner’s manual….?”

I think they were serious about this.

Of course, a google search for “beer in the trunk” came back with this image. These enterprising folks looted a Rite Aid in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina. I wonder how many gallons these guys are carrying?