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Random miscellaneous items that I’ve been meaning to touch upon:

1. This One’s For the Economy and the Stock Market:

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno about y’all but I swear I got motion sickness this week watching the Dow go up, down, up, down, down, waaaaay down, up, waaaaaaay up, break even, gain, loose, blaugh…

This market’s so bad that Economic Wildman and Mad Money host Jim Cramer can’t even find an even kiel. Poor guy. His head hasn’t exploded yet but I think everyone eles’s has.

2. This One’s For Jax:

I found this news item about three weeks ago and just haven’t had time to post it until now.

For years, I believed MacGyver could have built a computer with nothing more than a pocket calculator, spit and bailing wire. But apparently, he wouldn’t know how to use it…

MacGyver: I Can’t Even Log On to a Computer Without Getting Hurt.

But ya know what? That’s okay because he still looks pretty damn good after all these years. =)

3. This One’s For Fashion Designers: 

Will somebody please design and make clothes that don’t look like they belong on a hooker? I really prefer to NOT have my boobs hanging out of my blouse, thankyouverymuch. I would also prefer to notsee everybody else’s boobs hanging out of their blouses as well.

Also the tight tops (where the assets are not on public display) are great if you have the upper body to show off and nice flat stomach. I have neither and would prefer not to be asked if I’m pregnant.

Chiffon is nice but does it have to be the only fabric used anymore? What the hell ever happened to just plain ol’ cotton? Sheesh!

Can we make a standard cotton blouse that doesn’t have six miles between the top button on the collar and the next button down? Like I stated above, I prefer NOT to show off my boobs!

4. This One’s For Stephen Colbert:

Thumbs up for mentioning Glenn Miller on a show a couple of weeks ago! I nearly died laughing.

Here’s a link if the embedded thingy doesn’t work:
Sept 24, 2008, Alpha Dog of the Week: Bill Bennett

Of course, what I’d like to know is how many of his younger audience members know who Glenn Miller was…

By the way, I’m really excited about the new ColbertNation.com site as I can now easily find and embed favorite clips from shows to share with ya.

5. This One’s For Negative Political Campaign Ads:

I’m Maryanne Coltrane and I approve this message: PLEASE SHUT THE *&%#!& UP!! “The other guy is Satan! But I’m only Judas, vote for me!” Sheesh!